Happy 4th of July

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365 days have past and once again it's the 4th of July, a day where one country goes crazy firing off fireworks and partying till the suns goes down all because they made the decision to not pay their Tea Tax, which by the way we're still waiting for. 

Yes that's right, it's Independence Day in the USA. So today the words 'Liberty' 'Freedom' 'Independence' and of cause the phrase 'Merica, f**k yeah!' will be said move times then I would said 'please' or 'thank you'.

Now I could just say rubbish and say Yankee this and Yankee that and all that bullshit. But not this year because I've been thinking, that's rare for me. 

But anyway I've had a bit of a ... revelation, for you see the US gained independence from the British Monarch, who by the way has powers vested from god. So, if I've got this right, that would mean, the US rejected the British monarch, therefore... rejected... god? Yes? There's something to think about today. 

But enough deep thinking, lets have another funny point. Well picture 

For you see I like the Red, White and Blue. And I'm not the only one, even some countries like it so much, they put it on there flag. How nice of them.

 

Well that's it from me for this year's July 4th message. Take it easy guys.
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Foxbear's avatar
Happy fourth you nut!